Monday, October 7, 2024

First Lines: Lemony Snicket


If you were going to give a gold medal to the least delightful person on Earth, you would have to give the medal to a person named Carmelita Spats, and if you didn’t give it to her, Carmelita Spats was the sort of person who would snatch it from your hands anyway.

The Austere Academy
Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler)

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